I generally break into a flop-sweat when I’m asked to tell anyone about myself.
I’ll make it short and sweet.
I’m a wife.
I’m a mom.
I live in Des Moines (which is French for “the Moines”)
I work.
I play.
I make an ass of myself on an almost daily basis.
Wanna be my friend? No? Just checking.
Boo-ya!
