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A Letter to You


Dear Reader,

I can’t imagine how you’ve found this wee outpost in webland.  Seriously, I wasn’t expecting any visitors.  My hair’s a mess and I haven’t showered.  You look thirsty.  Can I get you an iced tea or a Diet Rite? No? How ’bout a cookie or a piece of banana cake? Can I interest you in anything at all? Nothing? Alright.  Don’t say I didn’t ask.

Yes, I am in my 30s.  Thanks for noticing.

Yes, I am in my 30s. Thanks for noticing.

Down to brass tacks then, shall we? You know, even though we don’t know each other that well I feel compelled to share a certain something with you.  Come closer.  I really don’t want to say this any louder than necessary.  Umm.  I’ve a wee obsession with the Twilight series.

Rob and his beanie.

Rob and Rob's beanie.

Believe me, it all started innocently enough.  I rented the Twilight movie about a month ago having absolutely no preconceived notions. I was a Twi-virgin so to speak.  Well, I loved the movie.  No, sorry…that’s not accurate.  I thought the movie was charming in a low-budget Party Girl sort of way.  Let’s just say Robert Pattinson as Edward Cullen caught my notice in a very Behind the Green Door sort of way.

Since watching the movie I have read the first and second books in the series.  Notice I’ve got only three books at this point.  I’m savoring “Eclipse” at the moment.  One chapter a night, folks.  I’m going to make this shit last.  In addition to reading the books, I am also harboring a pretty major crush on said Mr. Pattinson.  He literally had me at “hello” in that stilted way he says it in the movie.

This basket hasn't moved in four days.

This basket hasn't moved in four days.

So, what’s next when one becomes obsessed with a celebrity? Well, hours of time spent on various websites, of course.  I’ve watched How to Be and The Haunted Airman on YouTube.  Just found The Bad Mother’s Handbook  last night and fell asleep during part 2 of 8 because I’M TIRED, ya’ll.  I spend more time than I’d care to admit on Rob-related sites.  If only my husband knew.  In the meanwhile, I’m having a little trouble getting things done around the house.  Laundry is piling up.  Forget about vacuuming.  I hope the cats learn how to clean their own litter boxes soon.  Cuz it’s getting nasty up in here.

Well, that’s all to confess for now.  Stop by soon if you can stomach the stench!




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